Meta; Super Bowl ads for Dick pills

Well, I didn’t get back to trying to move some of the other content over to this site after the game last night, not that I really thought I would in the first place. I did go over to the other website and start looking at the stuff, but that just led to me reading it. Why I didn’t just download the files, then read them as I was copying them over to the new page is beyond me. I am not going to be able to use the current version of the html that they are in because of the different layout that I am going for here, but still if I would have read as I copied/pasted/uploaded I would probably have all of that done by now.

I am wondering if I really shouldn’t have done all of this stuff before I actually made the site active, the obvious answer is yes. The problem with that is that I probably would never have the motivation to do it, and, as previously stated, now that I am actually paying for this site, I think that the motivation may find me. Or I hope it does at the very least. It would be horrible if this site turned out to be like the coffee table that I took apart to sand and refinish about six years ago, only to complete just the top, after which I lost most of the parts and eventually threw it away. Happy thoughts.

I am not quite as concerned now about getting all of the links onto all of the pages as I had been previously. I don’t think that I will actually go back through these old updates to add the other features to the link bars as 1)I am the only visitor to this site. 2)I know where to find all the stuff. 3)If only the most recent update has the most recent links, as well as each of the content pages, that task will not be quite so monumental, even if I put it off for another six weeks. Not that that is my intention, but I do tend to procrastinate.

Well, perhaps after I have lunch of some sort I will get to actually moving some of that stuff over here and adding some links. But, first I simply must rant about something I saw during the game yesterday.


There were a lot of erectyle dysfunction commercials on during the super bowl. I don’t even want to get into why that is wrong on a lot of levels, but I will simply say that most men watching the game would not admit that they had any problem sexually even if they had lost their reproductive organs in a freak limbo accident. I guess the entire point is just to get the product name out there though, and for that it worked, hell I am typing about it.

There was one ad in particular that just reeked of wrongness. That was an ad for Levitra that featured Mike Ditka. Now in the ad Ditka is saying things such as baseball players don’t play when it rains, showing a picture of a light drizzle and people sitting in the dug out. Then It shows a football game going on in mud about seven miles deep, in a typhoon. Foolish things such as that. I guess he does have a point, but the whole commercial just made me question the validity of the arguments.

The obvious reference to baseball is the player for the Yankees (I think, can’t remember his name) who signed an endorsement deal with viagra. Now this baseball player is still playing, and still appears to be the type of person who wouldn’t really need to use it, but they wanted the star power. Ditka, on the other hand, hasn’t played in decades, and hasn’t even coached since what, the ’80s? So the first point I take from that is that levitra is for washed-up has-beens, while viagra is more for your active, youthful dysfunction market. I am not sure that they were actually trying to make that point, but that is sure what I took away from it.

Okay, now the rain. So they are saying that if you use viagra you can’t have sex when it rains, but if you use levitra you can slop around like a pig in the mud? Place any disturbing sexual image you like with that last sentence. I think both of the pills do exactly the same thing, so it seems to me that the reference to the rain has absolutely no point. Just, I guess trying to say that real (levitra) men play in all conditions, where wimpy (viagra) boys can only bang in sunny, dry weather. That is the only point that I can find in it anyway.

The commercial also fails to mention that the baseball players actually have to play 162 games a year, while the football players play 16. To me that is saying if you need to play the field once every couple of days you had better go with viagra, but, if you plan to have sex once every few weeks, then levitra is the pill for you. Wouldn’t it seem like someone in the marketing department would have seen the potential free marketing this was giving viagra? Perhaps they are trying to imply that viagra is for people who can never perform without it, while levitra is for the occasional limp-dick syndrome. You just don’t know, since they don’t do anything to clarify.

Well anyway, suffice to say that I think that was one of the lamest commercials ever. I would like to point out, though, that I saw a thing on ESPN some time ago about Ditka and Levitra. It seems that Ditka actually has erectyle dysfuntion and is endorsing levitra more to get the word out to other men that the condition is not something that you should be emarassed of. I find that to be kind of a noble thing to do, especially for someone as hard-nosed (pun intended) as Mike Ditka. It must take tremendous courage for someone that is in the public eye to come out and admit to that type of a problem. Like I said about the baseball player who endorses viagra, no one really thinks he needs it. While Ditka has admitted that he does.

Take from this rant what you will. If you happen to be Mike Ditka and you are reading it, I would like to say that I agree with you that erectyle dusfunction is not something to be embarassed about, but that damn commercial was.

Meta

Well, this has been quite an experience to say the least. I am a pretty competent html programmer, IMHO, but it has been quite some time since I have actually had to go through and ftp client and a bare bones web shell. It is all coming back fairly quickly, yet the progress of adding my existing poetry and stories is kind of going slower than I had hoped. I said in the original message that I posted here a couple of days ago that I was avoiding using frames. This is making the website have a much more professional feel, but it is also keeping me from adding too many things too quickly. I am going to have to go back and add the links to every single side bar on every single page, every single time I add a new link.

I am pretty sure that if I was using some sort of web page creation software that they would have a way to do that on a macro scale with micro effort, but, I am still pretty stern about being a notepad programmer. What this means to you (that being me as my only site traffic) is that there will probably never be any amazing shockwave flash files, or any other such eye candy. You should be thankful though that you never (probably) had to see the site that I put up on angelfire. I will put a link to that here for the hell of it.
If you dared to look at that link, I think that you would kind of enjoy the humble simplicity that I am going for here. I mean man, the amount of images and garbage on that site that does not really deliver any sort of a message at all…Alas, I was young, that was back in my stage of doing things just because I could. Whether or not the things I did were logical seemed to take a backseat to the ability to do them. Fear not, dear reader (that being me) I will soon scrap that entire site and move the usuable content (that being the poetry, and a few of the speaks his mind segments) over here.
Back to the point about the file addition a paragraph or so ago. I have a pretty good idea of what exactly is going to go in my little navbar on the side, I am even doing well to get a directory setup that is easy for me to use. I could, in theory, just put links to all the pages that I plan to have on the site over there, but that would result in a lot of dead links until such a point as I actually got all of them written/uploaded. I have always found it quite unprofessional to have dead links to pages on one’s own site though, and I don’t really know how long it would take me to write a main page for each link that was there. I guess I will find out before long though, as I am itching to get more content on this site than just the one arthur witles story.

Of course I could be doing that now, but instead I am typing about it here. That way, thirty years from now I will be able to look back at this page and say to myself, “Dear God, did I really not have anything better to do?”

One other thing that I will mention here, for no particular reason, is that with site hosting comes a unique email address. I had never really looked at that as a reason to set up a site, and now that I am monetarily obligated to maintain this site I guess I better go ahead and take advantage of it. I have used only web based email for a very long time, and I have done well with it. The major ones all have integrated anti-virus software that help to put my mind at ease. Of course, when the shit hits the fan and I get every virus from here to hell and back it may change my view. I actually tried to open a message through a web based email server (who shall reamin nameless until someone sends me a hefty check to endorse them) that I KNEW was a virus, and it would not let my system download it. Now that is the kind of security I want from an email server! As it is now, I am going to go back to using the base Outlook Express for receiving site email, though I will definitely NOT be sending any mail through it. I will also not be adding any addresses to the book there. Hell, to be frank, I might not read most of the messages for a horrible fear that they are virus infested, but, the upside is that I can forward them to the tried and true web based email that will scan them for me first (he says as his tower is slowly melting).

Well, damn, now it is time for the big game, I have not got a damn thing done that I was hoping to, and I don’t know if I will be coherent enough to give it a go later.

Oh well, there usually is a tomorrow.

Meta- including the reason I started the site

Well, here I am. I found this lovely little corner of the internet that I plan to call my own. I would like to thank flux from BlackChampagne for the design inspiration. I found his site one of the most easy to read and navigate that I have ever seen, so I emulated it. Note though, that I did actually search out some backgrounds that are more in line with my own tastes. I am sure that at some point I will radically modify this whole setup anyway, but it was obviously his inspiration that spawned my original (I mean first try, not unique.) site design. And not to steal from the thunder of the last statement, but, most of the pages I design use frames, and have a sidebar with all the links on it. I decided to go with a no frames set with this page because of something else that Flux had said about the difficulty to link to pages from a website with frames. It is my goal to get links to this page (or any page on the site) so I want it to be as easy as possible for people to find the correct URL for said linkage. Anyway, since I do all of my html-ing in notepad, I did not understand the majority of the stuff in the source of his page, and was forced to kind of wing it. The end result does remain that it really does look very similar to his set-up.

Now, as for why I decided to start a site, that honor would have to go to Geocities and not for a good reason. I have, of course, had a lot of free internet sites over the years, most of which do actually generate a bit of traffic. Not like a CNN or anything, but a decent amount for completely unadvertised free sites. Yet, for some reason, Geocities went ahead and shut down one of my pages on their server due to lack of updates. That is, I had not actually added or edited content to the page in ohh a couple of years or so.
I am sure that lots of people start those sites and never do actually change anything about them, ever. I had edited the site a bit over the years, and when people would email me inquiring about other stories that I had written, I would generally email them copies. I did not add new and original work to that site for an obvious reason. How could you possibly claim to hold a copyright on anything that you posted on a free site, where anyone could actually download and post it the same day as their own original work?

I thought briefly about making another free site to put the content on, and quickly scrapped that idea. Mostly because of the limitations on the size, content and profanity that every free site seems to have. It’s not like I really want to just throw around the &quotF-word” around like some sort of a South Park show, but I would like to think that I can speak my mind without repercussion.

That leads us to here, as it were. I am building an entire website because I got pissed off about an incident with one of those free hosting sites. Seriously, though, how many times do you see a link to a page on Angelfire, Geocities, Tripod , or any of the multitude of other free sites and actually click it? The answer, in my case, is zero. You get like four pop-ups per server at this point. And the better the “pop-up blocker” software gets, the more advanced the pop-ups become. Currently I will not click a link that I know goes to any of those free sites, for exactly that reason. Am I the only one who thinks that way? Time will tell.

On the up side, I suppose, I have freed myself from the shackles of the free internet service providers. On the down side, paying twenty bucks to register a domain name, then more per month thereafter to keep it active, seems like a lot of money to say &quotFuck You Geocities&quot. I will keep telling myself that it is the principle alone that led me down this path, but, I think that last quote might really have said it all. I must also mention that when you fight a battle on principle alone you are going to have to pay out of pocket for it.

I am still kicking around the idea of doing a blog feature on this site. I am just not sure if I actually will. I will certainly not post news items like flux does over there at Black Champagne, since if you really want to read news, there are a lot better places to find it than here. I am certainly not a scholar, and I plan to stay that way. I may just pick and choose days where I really get pissed off about something and, as such, ramble at length. Only time will tell.

I certainly hope they get this site set up pretty quickly though. I mean, I certainly can’t upload anything until I have the server in line. So the quicker they get it set up, the quicker I can get free, live, streaming animal porn videos on line, or not. More likely not.

Well there usually is a tomorrow….